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thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

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fuckyeahcakedecorating:

Peacock cupcake! Great execution!

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fuckyeahcakedecorating:

It’s kind of surreal how often customers bring gender roles into play in the world of cake decorating.

I was once scolded for letting a little boy have pink fondant to cover his cake with at a birthday party we hosted. Because everyone knows even touching the color pink turns testicles into ovaries.

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

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insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Ahahahaha KISS HER THERE YOU WALNUT!


<3

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frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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chilewebeooo:

me gustan los perritos <3

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thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. :(

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