I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*
I always reblog the loneliest whale. I wish they could hear you lovely girl. Your pitch is just out of their range.
You talk and no one ever hears you. Not a sound.
Maybe someday you will find a deaf whale that can’t hear anything and won’t know the difference. Then you can find some happiness.
Good luck whale. I’m still rooting for you.
when you do all of the work for a “group” project
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
It doesn’t matter if it hurts, would you like to know that the girl you’re dating is only dating you out of pity? No. So don’t bother pursuing. Some people do not fit. That’s all.
finding a new favorite character like